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Greatness Is Learned Couches Are Burned Tee
    Greatness Is Learned Couches Are Burned Tee
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    • Greatness Is Learned Couches Are Burned Tee
      SKU: 1027n

    • 19.95 $15.00

      Shipping Weight: 1.00 pounds

      Quantity in Basket:  None

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    • Quantity Price
      1 $15.00
      2 $14.00
      3-4 $13.00
      5-9 $12.50
      10+ $12.00

    Print Details

    OMG this shirt can get you jail time. The only shirt with a real couch on fire. A felony in Morgantown to burn a couch. Good way to get rid of the evidence. 100 % cotton Navy Adult T-Shirt with a 3 color full front and 1 color full back screen print.

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  • Garment Details

    G500 Gildan Heavy Cotton™ 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
    100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey is 90/10
    Seamless rib at neck
    Collar taped shoulder-to-shoulder
    Double-needle stitching throughout

    Washing & Stuff uses the best of quality tees to live up to our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Our basic t-shirt is a 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton, which are more expensive that the peers because they are extremely soft with the highest of quality cotton, cut, and weight.

    Washing Instructions
    Like all embellished garments, your t-shirt should be washed inside-out, in cold water, without bleach. This will provide maximum durability and colorfastness. Don't tumble dry (or dry clean) instead, hang to dry. After drying, if you must iron, iron on the reverse side only, and never over the image.

    Delivery Questions

    90%+ it is in stock at any given time. If you purchase an out of stock item, it will simply be cancelled and you will be contacted within 3 days of your purchase. You will not be billed for that item.

    When does it ship?
    If it is in stock it will ship within 24 hours of purchase. (M-F EST)

    When does it bill?
    It only will bill your payment method if it is in stock and will ship within 24 hours. (M-F EST)

    Unisex Chart

    Adult T-Shirts
    Our basic tee is a 5.4 oz. heavyweight, 100% cotton garment; 2 needle stitching, taped shoulders for strength and comfort. Many of our competitors use inferior grade, lighter promotional weight blanks which don't hold up under repeated washing and wearing. They lack the weight that lends longevity and the comfortable cut and fit of a higher grade tee.
    Adult T-Shirts
    Hats Sizes
    We offer One Size Fits All hats with an adjustable strap and also Flexfit caps that come in 2 sizes, Small/Medium and Large/X-Large

    Ladies Chart

    Junior's Sizes
    Juniors is a young woman’s size category. Juniors sizes are smaller than adult sizes. They are comparable to women’s size 4 through 7. All measurements show here are approximations only. Length and Width vary slightly from manufacturer to manufacturer. Length is measured from the neck line to the bottom hem. Width is measured from under arm to under arm across the chest. Remember these are the shirt measurements, not your body's measurements. All shirts are pre-shrunk, however, all garments will shrink slightly in the first wash. Length will lose about 1⁄2", and width will lose about 1⁄4". Wash according to manufacturer's recommendation on the neck tag.
    T-shirts that are labeled "juniors" are made from regular t-shirt material. All baby dolls and baseball jerseys that are labeled "juniors" are knit material and worn fitted. Beside each junior size, we have put the approximate equivalent in lady's sizing.
    Small  (4)
    Medium (5-6)
    Large (7)
    JUNIORS Babydolls/Baseball

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    Available Hours/Holidays

    Our customer service department is available to answer your questions or take your orders via our toll free T-Shirt Hotline at 304-932-2703 Monday - Saturday 8 AM - 8 PM EST. Sorry but we are closed on Sundays.

    We are closed during all WVU Football and Men's Basketball games. We also close from December 23rd - January 2nd.

    We are also closed for Thanksgiving from turkey day to that next Sunday. No other holidays matter.

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    Fastees LLC
    2825 Harper Rd
    Beckley, West Virginia 25801 US
    Phone: 304-932-2703

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